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Tuesday, 24 July 2012

Bhardra'r Bostrohoron


'Dekh aj paper e ki diyeche.' Gatu hafate hafate ese bollo. 'Ki diyeche? toke bharatratna dewa hobe?' Bhadrar tipponi. 'Tui 
'Arey dekh e na' Gatu bollo. Bhadra paper ta chiniye niye ucchoshor e porte laglo. 'Aaaj mukhomontri ghosona korechen je Sombhu Mitra er jonmodin upolokkhe agami 22 e august theke star theater e amateur nattoutsob hobe. sekhane natok er utsahi sobai jog dite ppaarbern....... '
'Se to bujhlam. Ta tui thik ki korte chaichis Gatu?', Ami bollam. 'Arey amrao natok korbo. Tai to Gatu.?' Rajat bollo. 'Thik bolechis rajat' Gatu r uttor.
'Accha natok korle ki poisa debe amader?' Ani jante chailo. 'E sala poisa poisa korei gelo. are sonoskriti silpo eisob kichu bujhis tui?' Bhadra bollo. 'Or sonoskriti mane suny leone ar silpo mahe hostosilpo' Sumit er tipponi.
'Onek chablami hoyeche ebar seriously plan ta thik kor. Ki natok ? ke ki role korbe? arey Surit chup kore na theke kichu bol na.' Rajat bollo. 'Plan to ekta mathay eseche. Mahabharat ke notun angik e prokash korbo. Droupodir bostrohoron er part ta. Ajkalkar somay e eta khub relevant. thik thak korte parle award o jute jete pare kopal e' Ami bollam. 'Ar ke kon role korbe? tar cheye boro kotha Droupodi ta ke hobe?' Gatu bollo. 'arey amra ageykar diner jatrapalar moto korbo. Chelerai meye sajbe, pechone orchestra bajbe...' ami bollam. 'Ta amader moddhe Chapal Bhaduri ta ke hobe suni?' Rajat bollo. 'Guess kor?' ami chokh mere bollam. 'Hmm' rajat bollo. 'Hmmmm' Gatu bollo. 'Naa na , ei aaami na, ami keno ? na na ... ani ke kor draupadi.' bhadra atke uthe bollo.  'Amake Draupadi korle kintoo ami natok korchi na' Ani r ghosona .Etokhon Sumit chupchap sunchilo, ebar bole uthlo 'Arey tui to, tui chara ar ke .... arey ekbar bhab ki exposure ta pabi tui. bhab tui kader footstep follow korchis...sisir ghose, sombhu mitra, utpal dutta, chapal bhaduri.....' 'Rituporno Ghosh' ani sesh korlo kothata. 'Ei dushason , phajlami na mere chup kore bosh.' ami bollam. 'Ami Dushason, ami bostrohoron korbo... hey hey  hey....' Ani utsaher sathe bole uthlo. 'Ei prothom Dushason er role peye kauke eto utsahito hote dekhlam' gatu bole uthlo. 'Cast ta holo Bhadra- Draupadi, Ani- Dushason, Gatu- Krishna, Rajat- Dhritorastro, Sumit- Judhisthir, Bose- Korno, Mama-Shakuni, ar ami Durjodhon.' 'Ami late e asechi bole amake Korno r role dibi tora?' Bose er mridu protibaad. 'Na korle tor kaan tene lombokorno kore debo' rajat janalo , 'athoba Bikorno' gatu jog korlo.
Tar por din theke lake e amader natok er rehersal jorkodom e suru hoye gelo. Amra lake er public der kach thekeo utsaho pete laglam. Jodio lake er kichu premik jugol tader shanti bhongo korate amader kinchit kotu kotha bolechilo kintoo mohot karje esob hotei pare tai amra esob patta di ni. er moddhe ekdin ek Brihonnola Bhadrer abhinoy dekhe okey 10 taka upohar diye gelo. Seta peye Bhadra aro utsahito hoye uthlo ar soyone swapone nijer nari sotta ke jagroto korte laglo. Dekhte dekhte natok er din uposthit holo. Amra giye dekhi theater dorshok asone purno tobe free entry thakar dorun amra jerokom er dorshok expect korechilam thik serokom class er dorsok hoyni. Stage ta amra duto bhag e bhag kore rekhechilam, samner deek e dyutsobha ar piconer deek e ekta basher macha kore sekhane Srikrishno ke rakha hobe thik hoyechilo. Amader Kestothakur ekta moi chore sei machay uthben eta.
Natok besh bhaloi suru holo. Bisesh kore jokhon Draupadi sobahy prothom uposthit holo tokhon minute du-ek sitir awaz e amader natok bondho rakhte hoyechilo. Ar hobei ba na keno, Bhadra ke draupodi roop e bhaloi maniyechilo. Ami to Jidhisthir ke etao bolte sunlam 'Ulllush , ekebare makon diye mekhe khawa jabe.' 'Control Judhisthir control' Korno bole uthlo. Dhritorastro o  kalo chosmar phak diye archoke Draupadi ke lolup dristite dekhte laglo. Tarpor sei knon elo jar jonne amader Dushashon apekkha kore boshe chilo. Bhadrar bostrohoron, thuri Draupadir bostrohoron. Krishna r o itimoddhe machay uthe sari supply korte ready hoye thakar kotha. ami tao sms kore dilam je 'machay uthe porechis to?'. Krishna reply dilo 'arey chinta korisna , ei star theater ami amar hater talur moto chini. hey hey.'
Dushason moha utsahe sari dhore tante laglo ar Bhadra (draupadi) hath jor kore 'hey madhusudhan hey madhusudhan bole dakte laglo. Ek minute du minute hoye gelo itimoddhe sari o paray sesh hoyegelo tobu 'Modhusudan' tar sarir stock supply kora suru korlo na. Kintoo Dushason to njer character e puro dhuke roiche ar amio 'kya baat kya baat, najuk najuk' bole utsaho diye jacchilam. Tai utsahito hoye se puro saritai khule phello. Stage e sudhu Draupadi ar tar 'Polka dotted' bermuda. Dhritorastro ekhon tar kalo chosma khule haa kore Drupodir sei rup gilte suru koreche. Dushason sei bermudar proti o hath bariyechilo kintoo Draupadir dhakkay chitke pore julu julu dristite amar deek e cheye takiye poroborti adesh erjonne apekkha korte laglo.
 Tobuo Madhusudhan er patta nei. Hothat 'tup' - ekta mobile phone , tarpor 'dhup' - mohinimohan kanjilal er sari ebong sobar seshe 'dhoom'- soyong Sri Krishna stage e abirbhuto holen. Ebong jei Draupadi Krishna ke dekhte pelo onmi bacha bacha khisti marte suru korlo. Etokhon dorshok bhabchilo je egulo sob natok e angsho kintoo Draupadi r mukher bhasha sune tara bujhte parlo je natok ekhon dwapor theke koli juge abotirno hoyeche, abotirno hoyeche rajsobha theke cha er thek e. Taro prostut chilo. Prothom dheel ta amar e mathy porlo. Hothat stage er sob alo nibhe gelo ar amra chacha apon pran bacha bole stage chere palalam.   
Pechone e sudhu poreroilo Sri Madhusudhan. Se chitkar kore bolte laglo 'ore rajat, ore Surit, ore Bhadra...amake ektu tule dhor amake phele jashni.....' 
Pore sob ghotona bojha gelo. Madhusudhan er to alpo role tai se bore bose facebook korchilo ar seta korte giye somay er gyan chilo na. Hothat Draupadir chitkar e hush phere ebon tarahuro kore machay uthte giye sobsuddho niche pore jay. Ar stage er alo nibhe jawar jonne dayi amader Korno. Bipod bujhe se guti guti paye stage theke kete pore ar stage er alo nibhiye daye. Ar Madhusudhan , sedin se amader sahajjo charai palate perechilo tobe paye hete noy ambulance kore. Amra ekhon lake e adda mari na. roj 6ta theke 8ta amader adda bosey Ruby Hospital e , Orthopedic ward e. Okankar nurse ra besh sundari. Tader golpo pore abar kothono bolbo.

Wednesday, 2 May 2012

Bhadrar Pachali

On public demand the 3 parts together(edited & updated) for the first time…
Here it goes……

Baruipur holo oti kukhato sthan
bohu mental patient setha kore odisthan
tahar moddhe jini number one hon
tahari pachali ami korchi bornon
naam tar holo giye bhadra abhi
kaajkormo kichue nei, kathi kora hobby
tar mortodham e agomon er itihash holo-
puro attention diye sobai koro seta follow
ager jonme se sorgyo-dhamer darwan chilo
sekhan theke prithibite demoted holo
jaliye berato sekhane se sob debotare
irritated surogon gono petition kore
bole “swarga theke maltake tarao ebar”
keu keu chepe dhore hari r collar
bollo tara harike “tui holi paler goda
kobe taracchish maltake bol haramjada”(ma-bonera ei sobder sthan e ‘beep’ uccharon korte paren)
aboseshe sri hari ordinance dilo
“aji hote bhadra abhi deported holo
ei siddhanter repurcation dangerous hobe
mortobashi bacha bacha khisti amay debe
tader upor bhadra dara bohu atyachar hobe
tai as compensation tara ‘katrina kaif’ pabe
ar ekta prediction kore pheli ebar
bhadra er kirtikahini ghoorbe mukhe sobar
beche thaktei e cheler 1000 statue hobe
regular kak-era tatey ‘potty’ kore jabe”
erpor sri hari ekta short break nilo
champagne ar dollar er phowara uthilo
debotara anondete pagol hoye galo
background e ‘kajrare’ bajite lagilo
sorgete punoray shanti phire elo
mortobashir suffering er quota suru holo
bhadra jedin prithibite 1st appearence dilo
tar hamba hamba chitkare jogot mukhorito holo
sob poshu pakhir kaan jhalapala holo
pakhira sob bharat chere bangladesh palalo
sekhane tara refugee hoye theke galo
ration card voter id kichu nahi pelo
char peye pranira holona border paar
dui desher majhkhane je chilo katatar
frustrated hoye they prayed to sri hari
kachumachu hoye hari bollo “I’m sorry”
“mairi bolchi okey niye ar parchilam na guru
amar suffering sesh hoyeche tomaderta suru
chaile tomra ei cheleke di kokiler swar ”
kintoo tatey kokilder apotti ghorotor
sobai mile brainstorming korte laglo
at last monushyo swar finalize holo
awaz bodlaleo cheler shobhab change na hoy
ghas khay ar mathe gathe chore se beray
tai tar jonno khoja holo ekta gowal
gowaler naam chilo ‘b d memorial’
sekhane manush korar hazar cheasta holo
teacherera regular takey thangate laglo
kintoo ei theory tar goray chilo golod
gadha pitiye manush isin’t applicable for ‘Bolod’
ei situation e kobi ki bolten ami jani
“REKHECHO BHADRA KORE MANUSH KORONI”
teacherder sob cheasta jokhon holo fail
punishment holo suru phele diye scale
classer baire sorboda se korto adhisthan
‘Outstanding’ studentder moddhey 1no sthan
jonopriyotay tar level chilo irshonio
‘ABhadra’ bole dakey jara bondhusthaniyo…
bondhuder sathe jokhon se mondarmoni gelo
prokritir sobha dekhe chosma haralo (ekhane prokriti mane nature noy…..)
lal kakrar chobi se jokhon tulte jay
bacchara chepe dhore pocket kete nay
raichak swimming pool e tar pa kete jay
shurusha karini ke dekhe se kende phele prai
tarpor buffet e emon khawa khelo
kottripokkho pordin theke item komalo
ebar ektu future cholo chole jai
saal 2012 ‘world’s end’ ar deri nai
prithibi bachanor sob cheasta fail hoye galo
haal chere istonaam sobe jopte laglo
scientist ra mondir giye sankirtan kore
sadhu sonnashi ra jay chandni bar e
ekdin Buddhadev swapnadesh pelo
debi roope Mamata abhirbhoota holo
bollo’ prithibi bachanor upay ektai
tar jonno bhadra ke manush kora chai’
e ashombhob kaaj ki adao kora jabe?
rastrapunje sobe mile ei kothai bhabe
oboseshe Osama bin laden dilen bidhan
‘biye dao bhadrar ‘- etai somadhan
jedin theke bhadra abhi bibahito holo
se ar bhadra roilono , ‘MANUSH HOYE GELO’
prithibi dhongsher hoye gelo somadhan
ei holo bhadrer mohan ‘attobolidaan’
eti bhdrar panchali hoilo khatam
users guide boli sunoho akhon
e pachali ekmone je korbe shrobon
chul pore tak pabe chander moton
bisesh kore 1st april korle pothon
chaturborgo phal labh hoibe tokhon
chul er songe tar daant o pore jabe
choshma ar hearing aid lagate hobe
jodi keu rock & roll surey pachaliti pore
ekta noy dosta matha hobe tar ghare
rap kore e pachali gaile jeno
gayer rong pabe alkatra somo
tobe himesh er sur e keu eta path korona
public hebbi kelabe keu banchabena
e pachali jodi karo bhalo lege thake
rochonakar ke shadhubad koro prottyeke
e panchali jodi karo bhalo nahi lagey
bhadra ke jutopeta koro sobar agey
pachali sesh holeo thaklo pore resh
kobir kothay “sesh hoyeo jeno hoilo na sesh”…….

(Regardless of the enormous number of threats & warning that I got from Bhadra I am posting this publicly. Pray for me)