Char Ekke Char

Jah sei 9ta beje gelo. Thik je bhoy ta pacchilam. Eder sathe adda dite bosle ar somay er kheyala thake na. Nao thela samlao. Gariahut er morey ekhon auto r jonne ek ghonta daro.
Tarpor Autor nana bahana sono, ekhane jabo okhane jobona.
Bari phirte phirte sei 10ta beje jabe.
Gariahut morey ekhon ekdeek e auto der kayemi rajotto to rastar opor prante share taxi der parallel government. Tobe besh shanitipurno sohobosthan eder seta bolte hobe. Kirokom sorkar ar birodhi dol er moto era passenger der gola katche.
Baap re! Autor ja line to seta je kono ration dokan ke gune gune 5 goal dite parbe aj. Ebar sei 'last one standing' ke khuje baar kori.
"Dada ke 'last'?"
"Ami". Ek moddhoboyosko goph-darir gombhir uttor elo.
Mane ebar ami last holam. Jibon e nijeke eibhabe last proman korata je koto biroktikor ta ki ar bolbo. Ekhon opekkha kono Atlas er je amar theke ei 'Last' howar daybhar ta nijer kandhe tule nebe.
'Eta ki Garia r auto r line?'. Ek bheeru bheeru chokher proshno.
Uff gola to noy ekebare Lata Mangeshkar.
Amio totodhik binomro bhabe uttor dilam "Hya".
 Thik sunte pelo to? Peyeche seta bujhlam porer proshne
'Accha apni ki last?'.
Ei proshno sunle amar mukh theke sobsomay ekta biroki soho uttor beroy "Hya". Tobe aj byatikrom ghotlo.
"Hya ami e 'Last'."
Jibon e ei prothombar nijeke 'last'  howar jonne bhagyoban mone korlam. Bhablam bhogoban tumi  juge juge amakei 'last' koro. Mone mone geye uthlam "ami tomar prem e hobo autor last-sthanbhagi"
Prem! jah abar prem e porlam. Ei to kal protigya korechilam ek mash ar kono prem e porchi na. Ek dinei seta bhenge gelo? Jah!
O Garia ar amio Garia. Ek auto te ki jawa jabe? Gune dekhi to amar agey kota matha kota paa ache.
Seta ke 4 diye bhag. Autor songkhy beriye jabe.
35!! jah, mane ami 36 ar o 37. Alada auto. Bogoban ki kore eto nisthur holo. Arekbar gune dekhi. 37! bah ei to thik hoyeche. 38 ar 39 ek auto te jacche. Pashapashi bosey. Na ajke kichu ekta hobei. amar mon bolche. Tarpor.........

Somapti 1: Amader golper ei nayok nayika dujon e eki Auto te jaiga pelo, ar tarpor samanno kichu kotha, naam porichoy jana. Sei raatei facebook e take khuje Friend request pathano. Tarpor Inox, CCD ,manisquare, Facebook e relationship status  change. And they lived happily ever after.

Somapti 2: 'Arey tum yaha ho? Main tumhe kaha kaha nahin dhunda. Arey bola na main sorry. Galti ho gayee jaan. Chalo ab ghussa choro na.' Nayikar asol premik er agomon ar maanbhonjon er pala.Bhogobaner uddeshey Nayoker sokol prarthona, ghus, ghushi ke byartho kore ektu pore Nayika sei cheletir sathe chole gelo. Taxi kore.

Somapti 3: Nayok oversmart hoye ekta duto kotha bolar cheasta korechilo, jemon 'uff kolkatar traffic, kobe je theek hobe', 'ja thanda poreche kolkata achirei london hobe' ityadi kintoo Nayikar kaan er headphone Nayoker moner kotha bolate antoray hoye daralo. Nayok Headphone company ke shap shapanto kore mone mone bollo 'better luck next time'.

Somapti 4: Gonay bhul chilona. Tara dujone ek Autotei gelo. Pashapashi bosey. Amader introvert Nayok bar korek tera choker chahuni chara ar kichui kore uthte parlo na. Adh ghonta paar, gontobyo asey gelo ar dujone nijer nijer bari chole gelo. Hoyto bhobishyot e abar kokhono dekha hobe tader.

Hoyto sob kichu kalponik noy...

Sthan: adhuna Hastinapur
Kal: ekal ,okal ,sekal
Patro: maha-Bharat er

Draupadi ke sobar majhe aney phello Dushshason. Charideek e sobai hingosro swapod er moto ghire fello takey. Tarpor......

Draupadi: 'Amake keu bhachao, rokkha koro amke.'

Dhritorastro: 'Tumi bachao bachao bole na chechiye borong Dushshason ke ekta rakhi poriye dao, bhai bole dako ekbar.Saraswati montroccharon koro. Tomar sob bipod kete jabe.'

Draupadi: 'Apnar ei dushchoritro putroke bhai bole dakte hobe? Deshe ki ain kanun nei? Pitamoho Bhishma, apni to sobar protipalok. Apni, apnar ainrokkhok, sobai  kothay?'

Bhishma: 'Sobai ache kintoo, mane tara je ei shoto shoto kurusontan der , tader poribar, toshyo poribar der surokkhay niyojito. Sadharon jonogoner surokkhrthe keu thik nei ekhon.'

Draupadi: 'Bah, bhalo kotha sonalen pitamoho, deshe ainer shason bole kichu e roilo na.'

Gandhari:' Ami to ain eri protimurti ma darupadi, kintoo somoshya holo amar chokh je badha, ar kaan eo ajkal thik sunte pai na, senior citizen hoye gechi je... sei kobe 1950 e..... Thak se kotha.. Tumi Pandav der sahajjo  chaicho na keno?'

Judhisthir: 'Ami ei bishoye tibro protibaad korchi, protibaadsworup ami ei kalo batch ti pore nicchi.'

Bhim: 'Ami eta niye ekta political andolon suru korbo, sorkar ulte debo.'

Arjun: 'Ami facebook o twitter e er protibaad janacchi.'

Nakul o Sohodeb: 'Amra monbati niye mouno michil korbo.'

Draupadi abhimaan e mukh firiye nilo.

Sanjay: 'Ha ha ha pritibaad. Oi to sob rong mekhe song seje protibaad korbe.'

Draupadi:' E ki kotha apnar mukhe Sanjay? Apni mahamoti Bidur er putro, apnar mukhe ki ei kotha sobha pay? Ekbar apnar pitar somman er kothatao bhablen na eisob bolar agey?'

Bikorno: 'Kotha bole boddo somay nosto hocche..'
 Durjodhoner uddeshe ' Dada ami ei rod ta enechi, dekho ki kori eta diye'

Durjodhon: 'Morey tore gele tui je phashi te jabi re Bikorno.'

Bikorno: 'Amar kicchuti hobena, ami je juvenile. '

Kunti ke probesh korte dekhe.

Draupadi: 'Ma dekhun ei duratma ra ki korche?'

Kunti: 'Koi duratma? Na na esob sajano ghotona, ami esob manina.'

Kripyacharja: 'Tobe ekta kotha bolte bhddho hocchi , Draupadi tumi jodi borkha pore thakte tahole to Kaurav ra tomake dekhte peto na, ar sommanhanio korte parto na.'

Dronacharya: 'Ar hya , chowmean khawa tao bondho kora dorkar, sob kichur muley ei chowmein.'

Korno:' Ar ki ba dorkar chilo tomar eto baire ghoraghuri korar? meye hoye jonmecho, purushder shason e thakbe, antahpure jibon katbe, ta noy cholle tumi purushder kadhe kadh miliye? Eta ki mene newa jay?'

Draupadi:' Apnader ei sob kotha sune ami hashbo ki kandbo seta bujhe uthte parchi na. Amake sahajjyo korar ki keu nei ekhane?
Hey Krishna , hey Taron korta tumi dekha dao, tumi amake rokkha koro.'

Nepothye Krishner gola

"Hey Panchali, tumi ki jano koto nari roj dhorshita hocche? Koto nari roj pon er jonye boli hocche? Toto konya bhrun gorbhei mere dewa hocche? Koto nari kormokhetre, barite, rastay roj roj lanchita hocche?
Sonkhya ta nehat kom noy. Ami to tomader bachiye esechi sei dwapor jug theke. Kintoo akhon aporadher ja sonkhya bere jacche tate tomader onno kono upay ber korte hobe. Nije protibad koro. Nijeke durbol bhebo na. Tomar ei durbolotar sujog e ei Dushshason ra nicche jug jug dhore. Annay Dekhle protibaad koro. Tomrao karo theke kom noy. Tomader hathei ardhek prithibir malikana. Rukhe darao. Somaj e poriborton aste choleche. Khub shigroi........"