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Friday, 12 July 2013

Ekdin Superman

Saat-sokal e alarm ta taroswore bajte laglo. Superman  armora bhangte bhangte alarm ti bondho korlo ar lungir git ta sokto kore bedhe nilo. Aha! Lungir moto posak hoyna., bhurir kachta chulkate chulkate se bole uthlo. Keno je superhero ra lungi porena etai bhabbar bisoy, tobe ekta somoshyao ache, Lungi pore akashe ora jabe na. Subhas babu drishyo dushon er mamla thuke debe abar.
Latex er posak pore sorirer bisesh kichu jaygay bhoyonkor chulkani hocche ajkal. Ei soptahe ekta half-day kore ekjon skin specialist dekhatei hobe. Ar para jacche na. Tobe 'bikrito koria mukh, chulkaite boro sukh' eta jei bole thakuk ,ekdom khati kotha boleche. Chulkani sohojoge daant brush korte korte aynay nijer mukh dekhe se bole uthlo. Na ebar bajar e berote hobe. Tartari na korle 8:30 er sreerampore-howrah local ta dhorte parbo na. Ei bole se bajar korte beriye gelo.
Jotokhon Superman bajar korche amra borong tar porichoy ta jene ni. Jodio apnara bhabchen America thakte Superman keno Sreerampore e thakbe tahole chupi chupi bole rakhi oder Superman puropuri bhejal, ekkebare benojol.Amaderti akkebare aagmarka khati. Amader ei Superman er naam ti kintoo Clerk Kent noy, jodio peshay tini Writer's eri Clerk. Dekhlen americaan gulo kemon tuke diyeche. Ar Krypton typton ekkebare gaja. CIA er urbor mostisker fosol. Arey moshai Bangali chara ar kono jatir ki super power thakte pare kokhono? Chupi chupi bolchi jene rakhun, sob superhero rai kintoo adope bangali. Jai etokhone bajar nischoi hoye gache, dekhi Superman ki korche.....
Charaponar jhol diye bhat khete khete superman hothat bhabuk hoye porlo. 'Aha, ki sob din chilo agey. Jokhon icche office kete 'deshuddar'er kaje chole jawa jeto.Office e ke ache ke nei keu khobor rakhaar chilona. Ar ekhon kormosongskritir pallay pore protibaar ekta kore CL nosto hoy. Tarpor poriborton er rajniti... Kichudin agey to khub jhmelay pore gechilam. Uff bhableo gaye kata diye othe. Ek rajnoitik doler lokjon to amar poshak dekhe  birodhi doler lok bhebe marte aslo. Joto bojahi ore ami superhero, sodhoba mohilader moto oituku laal amakeo porte hobe, tobu ora manbe na. Oboseshe jangia ti khule oder hathe dewar por amake charlo. Keu keu abar Cape ta keo gamcha bole maobadi proman korar tale chilo kintoo pocket theke Oxford dictionary bar kore Cape'er mane ta dekhalam, tarpor chara pelam oder hath theke. Nolan da etar khobor peyei to tar cinema theke laal antorbash ta soriye dilo. Noile ki ar oi cinema poschim-bonge release hoto naki?
Abar ei sedin metro te to ek bhodromohila marte elo, bole ami naki onar deeke kharap bhabe takiye chilam. Joto boli ota amar X-ray vision, Bachelor superhero der ota sohojato khomota, toto khepe othen tini. Gonodholai er gondho peye besh kichu lokjon o joro hoye gelo. Tobe nehat du din agei gomed er angthi ta niyechilam tai ejatray fara kete gelo. Jantrik golojoge metro hothat maidan e atke porlo, ar amio ei phake kete porlam. Super-hero howar koto jwala......
Jibon puro somoshay mora tele-serial hoye gache ekhon, raat e gas-ambol-bukjala, din e boss er rowab bus er badurjhola.  Majhe majhe bhabi onek holo ebar sob chere chure VRS niye chole jabo kintoo oi Sudipto Sen... Sob taka mere diyeche, keno je chit-fund e rakhlam taka. Nah, ar bhabte bosle abar ajkeo laal-kali pore jabe. Ebar beriye pori. Dugga dugga.'

Ar tarpor protidiner moto Superman'ra beriye pore kormosthol er uddeshey, keu bus, keu train keu ba auto kore.