A Proxy Chat
My formal introduction to the internet & the social networking sites && Chatting happened at KGP only. 24hour free internet!!! Whao what else could desolated souls like us wish for.
I got my first taste of Orkut then & got addicted to it in no time. It was not only the long lost friends which attracted us but the girls there (online friends) whom we never met in past or do not have a chance to meet in future were the cherry on the top.
From my college me & another guy were in our batch. The incredible PD, a smart (little over the line in some cases) , handsome (in his own view) cool dude & most importantly a selp proclaimed Big flirt. He was a big-time flirt since the college days. His antics & attitude infront of the girls made him a sort of God of Flirting in our group. Now since I was also from the same college I was also considered as a Flirt though not of that stature as PD. You see I was really a good boy before (no pun intended here) but became a flirt not by choice but by misconception. ‘Guys from the same college have similar characteristic.’
Since I already got the stamp of a mediocre flirt without any hardwork at all it was time for becoming a pro. My aim was simple. ‘Follow the expert’ is what I started to do & this started bearing fruits pretty quickly.
One incident which I can remember was my first gtalk chat. I did my first online chat not with my id but with PD’s id & the girl could not realize that. Well, she was a junior from our college whom me & PD added to Orkut. Her name, well what was it? let me think..
may be Munni might be Shiela or anything…We added so many girls that it was not possible to keep the track of their names.
Our rules were simple. (The rulebook of Flirting)
Number one: to introduce ourselves as the IITans & future Physicist. Girls get thrilled by such words.
Next we would make her realize that Physics Students of IIT are also human like them & eat 4 meals per day, sleep 8 hours & are not immune to nature calls. It was pretty surprising how these dumb girls believed that people in IIT are geeks who study’s 26 hours daily. When they realize that IITans are also human like them the battle is half won. Now as they relish their big discovery we make our moves.
Next is Sense of Humor. We usually had a few good lines which we used everywhere, it was just a matter of directing the conversation to that path where our senses of Humor can take over from.
Sometimes a little bit of silly arguments did the trick.(This tricks do work on dumb girls only, so guys please make sure the girl on the other side is dumb enough to eat the bait).
Since I was a fast learner I grabbed these trick of the trade very quickly. And soon me & PD were flirting with same girls sharing notes & sometimes even competing for prizes like Icecream or coffee treats.
This girl whom I referred before was nothing different. It seemed that she was thrilled to have two IItans in her friendlist who were constantly flirting with her & trying to impress her. Now one day I went to Lodu’s room where I found an empty computer with the Gtalk logged in with PD’s id. She pinged. I responded as PD. We started conversing. I found out that mine & PD’s way of chatting were similar (might be because we were from the same college). We used that later in situations when me giving proxy for PD as well as PD chatting on my behalf. After 2 hours that chat ended.
Later PD found out from his chat history that he had a 1000+ lines of conversation with that girl while he was taking his afternoon nap. I was not that much conversant with gmail that time so forgot to delete the chat history. It did not take much time for PD to figure out that it was me & from then I started chatting with that girl from my own id. So it started from that day, competition in the more lines of chatting with her & exaggerated discussions about our achievements at the end of the day till that day the girl vanished from Social networking.
My formal introduction to the internet & the social networking sites && Chatting happened at KGP only. 24hour free internet!!! Whao what else could desolated souls like us wish for.
I got my first taste of Orkut then & got addicted to it in no time. It was not only the long lost friends which attracted us but the girls there (online friends) whom we never met in past or do not have a chance to meet in future were the cherry on the top.
From my college me & another guy were in our batch. The incredible PD, a smart (little over the line in some cases) , handsome (in his own view) cool dude & most importantly a selp proclaimed Big flirt. He was a big-time flirt since the college days. His antics & attitude infront of the girls made him a sort of God of Flirting in our group. Now since I was also from the same college I was also considered as a Flirt though not of that stature as PD. You see I was really a good boy before (no pun intended here) but became a flirt not by choice but by misconception. ‘Guys from the same college have similar characteristic.’
Since I already got the stamp of a mediocre flirt without any hardwork at all it was time for becoming a pro. My aim was simple. ‘Follow the expert’ is what I started to do & this started bearing fruits pretty quickly.
One incident which I can remember was my first gtalk chat. I did my first online chat not with my id but with PD’s id & the girl could not realize that. Well, she was a junior from our college whom me & PD added to Orkut. Her name, well what was it? let me think..
may be Munni might be Shiela or anything…We added so many girls that it was not possible to keep the track of their names.
Our rules were simple. (The rulebook of Flirting)
Number one: to introduce ourselves as the IITans & future Physicist. Girls get thrilled by such words.
Next we would make her realize that Physics Students of IIT are also human like them & eat 4 meals per day, sleep 8 hours & are not immune to nature calls. It was pretty surprising how these dumb girls believed that people in IIT are geeks who study’s 26 hours daily. When they realize that IITans are also human like them the battle is half won. Now as they relish their big discovery we make our moves.
Next is Sense of Humor. We usually had a few good lines which we used everywhere, it was just a matter of directing the conversation to that path where our senses of Humor can take over from.
Sometimes a little bit of silly arguments did the trick.(This tricks do work on dumb girls only, so guys please make sure the girl on the other side is dumb enough to eat the bait).
Since I was a fast learner I grabbed these trick of the trade very quickly. And soon me & PD were flirting with same girls sharing notes & sometimes even competing for prizes like Icecream or coffee treats.
This girl whom I referred before was nothing different. It seemed that she was thrilled to have two IItans in her friendlist who were constantly flirting with her & trying to impress her. Now one day I went to Lodu’s room where I found an empty computer with the Gtalk logged in with PD’s id. She pinged. I responded as PD. We started conversing. I found out that mine & PD’s way of chatting were similar (might be because we were from the same college). We used that later in situations when me giving proxy for PD as well as PD chatting on my behalf. After 2 hours that chat ended.
Later PD found out from his chat history that he had a 1000+ lines of conversation with that girl while he was taking his afternoon nap. I was not that much conversant with gmail that time so forgot to delete the chat history. It did not take much time for PD to figure out that it was me & from then I started chatting with that girl from my own id. So it started from that day, competition in the more lines of chatting with her & exaggerated discussions about our achievements at the end of the day till that day the girl vanished from Social networking.
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