Ekdin Superman

Saat-sokal e alarm ta taroswore bajte laglo. Superman  armora bhangte bhangte alarm ti bondho korlo ar lungir git ta sokto kore bedhe nilo. Aha! Lungir moto posak hoyna., bhurir kachta chulkate chulkate se bole uthlo. Keno je superhero ra lungi porena etai bhabbar bisoy, tobe ekta somoshyao ache, Lungi pore akashe ora jabe na. Subhas babu drishyo dushon er mamla thuke debe abar.
Latex er posak pore sorirer bisesh kichu jaygay bhoyonkor chulkani hocche ajkal. Ei soptahe ekta half-day kore ekjon skin specialist dekhatei hobe. Ar para jacche na. Tobe 'bikrito koria mukh, chulkaite boro sukh' eta jei bole thakuk ,ekdom khati kotha boleche. Chulkani sohojoge daant brush korte korte aynay nijer mukh dekhe se bole uthlo. Na ebar bajar e berote hobe. Tartari na korle 8:30 er sreerampore-howrah local ta dhorte parbo na. Ei bole se bajar korte beriye gelo.
Jotokhon Superman bajar korche amra borong tar porichoy ta jene ni. Jodio apnara bhabchen America thakte Superman keno Sreerampore e thakbe tahole chupi chupi bole rakhi oder Superman puropuri bhejal, ekkebare benojol.Amaderti akkebare aagmarka khati. Amader ei Superman er naam ti kintoo Clerk Kent noy, jodio peshay tini Writer's eri Clerk. Dekhlen americaan gulo kemon tuke diyeche. Ar Krypton typton ekkebare gaja. CIA er urbor mostisker fosol. Arey moshai Bangali chara ar kono jatir ki super power thakte pare kokhono? Chupi chupi bolchi jene rakhun, sob superhero rai kintoo adope bangali. Jai etokhone bajar nischoi hoye gache, dekhi Superman ki korche.....
Charaponar jhol diye bhat khete khete superman hothat bhabuk hoye porlo. 'Aha, ki sob din chilo agey. Jokhon icche office kete 'deshuddar'er kaje chole jawa jeto.Office e ke ache ke nei keu khobor rakhaar chilona. Ar ekhon kormosongskritir pallay pore protibaar ekta kore CL nosto hoy. Tarpor poriborton er rajniti... Kichudin agey to khub jhmelay pore gechilam. Uff bhableo gaye kata diye othe. Ek rajnoitik doler lokjon to amar poshak dekhe  birodhi doler lok bhebe marte aslo. Joto bojahi ore ami superhero, sodhoba mohilader moto oituku laal amakeo porte hobe, tobu ora manbe na. Oboseshe jangia ti khule oder hathe dewar por amake charlo. Keu keu abar Cape ta keo gamcha bole maobadi proman korar tale chilo kintoo pocket theke Oxford dictionary bar kore Cape'er mane ta dekhalam, tarpor chara pelam oder hath theke. Nolan da etar khobor peyei to tar cinema theke laal antorbash ta soriye dilo. Noile ki ar oi cinema poschim-bonge release hoto naki?
Abar ei sedin metro te to ek bhodromohila marte elo, bole ami naki onar deeke kharap bhabe takiye chilam. Joto boli ota amar X-ray vision, Bachelor superhero der ota sohojato khomota, toto khepe othen tini. Gonodholai er gondho peye besh kichu lokjon o joro hoye gelo. Tobe nehat du din agei gomed er angthi ta niyechilam tai ejatray fara kete gelo. Jantrik golojoge metro hothat maidan e atke porlo, ar amio ei phake kete porlam. Super-hero howar koto jwala......
Jibon puro somoshay mora tele-serial hoye gache ekhon, raat e gas-ambol-bukjala, din e boss er rowab bus er badurjhola.  Majhe majhe bhabi onek holo ebar sob chere chure VRS niye chole jabo kintoo oi Sudipto Sen... Sob taka mere diyeche, keno je chit-fund e rakhlam taka. Nah, ar bhabte bosle abar ajkeo laal-kali pore jabe. Ebar beriye pori. Dugga dugga.'

Ar tarpor protidiner moto Superman'ra beriye pore kormosthol er uddeshey, keu bus, keu train keu ba auto kore.

Bangalir Everest Bijoy

Hot kore char char din por chuti pawa gelo. 15 august brihospoti bar, 16 te sorkari special chuti ar 17,18 to soni robi. Ekta kothao ghurte gele hoto dekhchi. Payer tolay sorsher sursuri ta ter pacchi bhalo korei. Kintoo kothay jawa jay? Digha? Mandarmani? Nandigram? Ekbar Bhromon ta khulei dekha jak ora ki bolche.
Sobe chayer cup e chumuk ta diye Bhromon khullam ar prothom bigyapon dekhei bishom khawar jogar.
                                 Kundu Special er Everest travel package
                                           3 din 2 ratri matro 15 hajar
                      (sathe everest e uthe photo tola ebong roj 2 litre gorom jol free)

Soja ph korlam oder office e.
"Dada, ei Everest jawar bigyapon ta ki sotti?"
"Albat sotti. Amra ki atakelane naki je poisa khorcha kore moja korbo apnar sathe?"
"Na mane , hothat Everest keno... tai bhablam..."
"Apni kon rajye bash koren moshai?"
 "Etodin to poschimbongo jantam , ekhon thik bujhte parchi na"
 "Etai to ekhon Bangalir notun trend dada. DiPuDa ekhon past , Everest ta must...  khoborer kagoj poren na? Koto bangali roj roj Everest e uthche. Arei sei tour gulo ke conduct korche janen ki?"
"Mane apara nischoi, tobe 15 hajar ta ektu beshi hoye jacche na? Ota ektu kom kora jayna?"
"Eta ki choitro sale peyechen? Amader fixed price dada. Sostay jete chan to Dhormotola theke bus e kore jan... Ba Everest Gorib Roth. Amra AC bus kore niye jai, 5 star tabu, tar sathe sherpa free. Er theke kom hobe na."
Khot kore phone ta kete jawar awaj pelam.
 Kete dilo! Jak, ja gache ta jak. Jawar duto upay to pelam.
Agey soja Dhormotola.
'Maniktala-Sealdah-Everest, Maniktala-Sealdah-Everest, seat khali seat khali' conductor er chitkar e chomke uthlam. Accha ei bujhi Everest er bus. Hya oi to baa deeke mile-folok tao chokhe porlo.
 Everest - 3357 km
Tobe bus er abostha dekhe ar uthte mon chailo na. Ekbar Howrah giyei dekha jak.
Inquiry counter theke jana gelo ei chutir 4 din Durgam Giri special chalacche rail kotripokkho, Howrah theke soja prantik station Radhanath Sikdar, non stop. Setari ekta ticket kete chepe porlam train e.
Puro train e bangali passenger e bhora. Thik jeno Bangalore joint er somay er Howrah-Bangalore train ba nityodinerVellore mukhi  train gulor moto.
Pordin sokal e Radhanath Sikdar station e pouchalam. Train theke namtei ekdol Sherpa chheke dhorlo. E bole amay dekh to o bole amay dekh.
Keu 'dada amra Original Tenzing Norgay mountaineering association er lok', to keu 'dada amra Tenzing Norgay and sons theke aschi ' abar keu 'dada amra the Real Tenzing Norgay mountaineering association' bolte laglo. Aha ki bipod. Era to Purir pandader keo har manabe dekhchi. Trapor, abar sobai Tenzing Norgayr lok...
Eto puro Bharat sevashram er case hoye gelo ba amader Lakshmi babur Asli sona chadir dokan.
Onek koste oder hath theke mukti peye ekta santoshisto panda thuri Sherpa khuje nilam.
Charideek e joto takai toto obak hoi. Ami je ekhon Nepal e achi seta ke bolbe? Signal e rabindrasongeet, Signboard e bangla horof, Sotyonarayon mistanno bhandar ar sobar mukher suddho bangla ja bohu nobyo bagali keo lojjay fele dite pare -e jeno ekta mini Kolkata.
Simoco Daju, amar sherpa ke jiggesh korte byaparta poriskar holo. Nepal er economy r ek boro ongsho jure ei Everest tour gulo, ar sei tourist ra beshirbagi bangali. Tai ei sob poriborton.
Ekta muskil hoye gelo dekhchi, tarahuroy camera ta dhokate bhule gechi. Daju ke seta boltei sohoj somadhan kore dilo. Kacher photo studio theke amar ek copy chobi tule nilo. Tarpor ami gota dosek chobi pochondo kore nilam. Sudior malik bollo pherar somay oi photogulo te amake jure 2 copy kore diye debe. Matro 50 taka per photo. Adobe Photoshop tumi dhonyo.
Nah, onek dhokol gelo. Ektu chaa pele mondo hotona. Pasei dekhi Mamar Cha er dokan o Boudir Hotel.
Jak khaw dawa niye chinta roilo na ar.
"O kaka, ekta cha dao to. Matha ta dhore gache, kal abar everest e uthte hobe"........

Thakur Thakbe kotokhon?

# "Ganer Opare" serial er prekkhapot'e lekha

“Aahatein…., Ho Rahin Teri…,Dil Ke Dar Pe Mere,Tu Yahin Hai Kahin Na Kahin”

“Hello, Ke Bolchen? …..O Tintin bol ki khobor? Tor to pattai pawa jay na ajkal…”
Phoner opor prante: “Sorry boss, kajer pressure bojhoi to..ekta show hit korte koto jhokki samlate hoy…taropor abar anchor gayeb ….replacement ashustho…khub tension jacche ajkal”

“Oi thakur thakbe kotokhon show ta? Hmm , Pupe’r abar ki holo? Besh bhaloi to show ta chalacchilo Gora’r jaygay”

“Ar bolo na…khawa dawa na kore ekhon bichanay pore gache Pupe, ar emon somay ei special epsode korte hobe…ki je kori na… tumi ektu help korbe?”

“Ki help bol? Ami parle nischoi korbo.”

“Tomak ei show ta anchor korte hobe, ajke,… ekjon special guest aschen aj.. amader rival channel onake anar khub cheasta korechilo Chandrashekhar Deb’er show te…but uni naki ei show ta insist korechen…tai oppurtunity ta miss korte chai na boss…eibarer moto utre dao show ta”

“Thik ache, kore debo…but tor ei celebrity guest ti ke, jar jonno eto tanatani pore gache? amake ektu homework to korte hobe.” [muchki hashi]

“Byaparta confidential. Kauke bolo na ekhon. Uni holen…………”

(Naam sune amar hath-paa thanda hoye gelo. Tintin ta saala ebar moha mushkil e phello to dekhchi.)

Tarpor du ghonta ami sudhu jol khawa ar toilet e katalam. Tarpor klanto hoye bose porlam.
“Ja hobe dekha jabe.”
………………………………………………………………………………….

“Nomoskar sokol dorshokbrindo. Amake ei show te dekhe obak hocchen? Ami ajker moto apnader host. Sohini ashustho hoye porar jonno aj amake astey holo ei special episode er jonne. Special??!!

Ha, thik e sunechen, ajke amader moddhe uposthit achen ekjon special guest. Na thak ebar theke puro banla-tei kotha bolbo karon ajke amadr sathe uposthit achen swayong Thakur”

Ami: “Apnake amader ei anusthane swagoto ar dhoynnobad amader sathe kichu muhurto katanor jonno”

Thakur “Amio ei anusthan ti dekhi .Eti besh bhalo ar ruchisonmoto lagey amar. Tai, amar o ekhane aste pere bhaloi lagche. Tomader ei anusthanti prothagoto rabindrasangeet er anusthan theke besh alada.
Tumi bollam bole kichu mone korle na to?”

A: [hotochokito hoye] “Na na, apni amake nischoi tumi bolben”

[Show suru howar agey amader 'scriptwriter bhadralok'ke Onake apni bole sommodhon korte dekhlam.Eni sei bhadrolok jini 8 theke 80 (porun Suchitra-Soumitro theke Prosenjeet-Jeet) sobike tui bole thaken. Tar mukh theke apni sona mane jeno bhooter mukh theke ram-naam sona. Kintoo aj setao dekha hoye gelo]

T: “Ta ja bolchilam, tomader ei anusthane Gora je sundor ar onnorokom bhabe amar gaan gulo poribshon kore seta amake khub akristho koreche. Amar Gora’r sath dekha korar icche chilo kintoo sunlum to se niruddesh” {sammanno hotash dekhalo jeno Onake}

A: “Mane apni bolchen je Gora’r onnorokom rabindrasanget apnar bhalo lage. Kintoo bishuddhobadira to eta niye onek jhamela korche”

T: “Dekho baba, amader somaj kono kichu notun ke khola mon e nite pare na, Jokhon e procholito dhyan dharona theke biporit keu kichu kore somaj tar biruddhe uth pore lege jay. Eta amar somay o chilo, akhono ache.”

A: “Thik e bolechen, Tothakothito rabindrapremik Sonar-Torir lokjon to Gora’r jobon athistho kore tulechilo. Sesh mesh Aryanyadeb….”

T: “Ki bolle Aryanyadeb?? Arey Ei naam ta to Anandabajar Patrikar ek rekhacritrrer prodhan choritrer naam. Tai na?

Ta Chandra ki akhon Aryandeb hoye gache naki? ” {Dustumir hashi dekha gelo tar mukhe}

A: “Ha ha ha, thik bolechen. Jodio tini Aryanyadeb hoye janni kintoo tar Sonar-Tari ke Khuliguha baniye phelechen. Uni to Pupe’ke okhane atke rakhte cheyechilen. Ta apni Anandabajar poren?”

T: “Hya, songbadpotro na porle ki chole baba? Amake ki tumi 1940 e atke achi bole mone korecho ? Ami tomader notun projukti somporke jothestho khojkhobor rakhi ar tar byabohar o kori”

A: “Mane internet , email, mobile??”

T: “Ha sob kichu, Oi Internet ta besh kosto kore ropto korte hoyechilo. Jagadish Bosu amake khub sahajjyo koreche otate. Ota jene amar lekhaporar onek subhidhe hoye gache ”

A: “Accha apnar ki email , facebook account ache?”
[Proshno ta kore baire Jhinuk'er deeke takalam. Parle o okhan thekei amake bhoshmo kore debe. Kotmot chokh kore amar deek e takiye thaklo. Nischoi bolche 'ekbar baire berao, tarpor tomar gordan nebo']

T: “Email to ache ekta kintoo seta nijer naam er por 007 diye. Ar Facebook er kotha to bolo na. Nijer account khulte giye dekhi amar naam e account to agey thekei khola ache. Amake bollo ‘your account cannot be created as this user name already exists’. Tai ar ki korbo. Facebook ar kora holo na.”{ektu jeno dukkhito dekhalo takey}

A: “Apni to onno kono chodmonaam e account khulte parten.”

T: “Bhanushingho naam eo to parlam na Facebook e account khulte. Otao je chilo” {Kachumachu mukh kore bollen}
[hai facebook, se janlo na se ki hariye phello.]

A: “Ki ar korben bolun, Khyatir birombona. Apni to ektu agei Gora’r kotha bollen. Apnar Gora-Prodipta eder kemon lage?”

T: “Ore nobin ore amar kacha…. Gora somporke ei kothai bola jay. Notun jouboner doot se sob kichu purano jirno
ke bhad bhenge bhasiye niye jabe. Prodipto to tar thik biporit. Shanto, buddhimaan, bichokkhon. Abeg er theke mostisko ke pradhannyo day. Ora thik jeno mudrar epith ar opeeth”

A: “Ar Pupe?”

T: “O bechari ke ekhono aro onek ghat protighat er moddhey diye jete hobe. Or etodinkar dhyandharona gulo je khorkutor moto bheshe gache Gora’r probhabhe. O je ekhon dotanay pore ache, mon ar mostisker tanporen cholche. Ekbar eta kete glei alor sondhan peye jabe”

A: “ekdom thik bolechen. Jodio jotodin ei tanaporen thake amadr show er TRP totodin beshi thakbe”
[Abar jhinuk er deek e takalam. Bechari tar somosto roshanol sesh kore pheleche. Hotash hoye kake jno phone korte laglo. nischoi Bumba'da ke korche phone.]

T: “TRP. Ha ei notun bostutir kotha sune besh amod pelam. Dorshok thik kore debe je tara ki dekhte chai. Kretabaad er ek chorom udahoron. Bhabchi amader somay TRP thakle amar lekhar ki hoto.”

A: “Consumerism, kintoo ei TRP’r jonnoi to amader show primetime theke night time e chole gelo. {dirghonisshas} .Tobe amar sikar korte badha nei ami kintoo apnar ganer golata je eto sundor seta jantam na. Ektu agey Ritu’dar anurodhe jokhon geyee uthlen tokhon sune aschorjo laglo”

T: Tomra je amar gaan ba abriti sono se to bohu jug ager. Gramaphone company theke banao sob, tao segulo amar onek briddho boyesh e tola. Tokhon ki ar akhonkar moto projukti eto unnoto chilo? {muchki hashi}”

A: “Ei sohoj kothaguloi je amra majhe majhe keno bhule jai. Ekta anurodh korbo. jodie 2 line geye sonan amader dorshokder jonno”

Tini tar gombhir golay gaite laglen ‘tobu money rekho, jodi doore jai chole….’
Gaan sesh e ek adbhut shanti biraj korte laglo recordng studio te.
Hothat amar mone pore gelo asol prosnotai to kora hoyni onake je “thakur thakbe kotokkhon?”

Tokhoni

“Aahatein…., Ho Rahin Teri…,Dil Ke Dar Pe Mere,Tu Yahin Hai Kahin Na Kahin”
“Hello Sir, Ami Smita bolchlam Standard chartered Bank theke. Sir , sudhu matro apnar jonno amader bank er torof theke ekta bhalo credit card er offer ache, Sir, apni ki interested?”
“Not Interested. Thanks”

[Issh phone ta switch off korte bhoolei gechilam. Ebar khub jhar khabo. Jak proshno ta kore pheli chotpot. Eibar ar baire takalam na karon bairer abohawa ta ki hote pare ami jani]

Eki Thakur kothay gelen? Amar to proshnota korai holo na.
Tarpor mone holo adao ki ei proshnotar kono jukti ache. 150 bochor poreo takey niye amader ei utsaho ei unmadona, setai ki jothesto noy? Amader ki ar kono proman lagbe?
Tai poriseshe mone holo etai je ‘Thakur thakbe kotokkhon?’ na kothata hobe “THAKUR THAKBE AJIBON”.

Char Ekke Char

Jah sei 9ta beje gelo. Thik je bhoy ta pacchilam. Eder sathe adda dite bosle ar somay er kheyala thake na. Nao thela samlao. Gariahut er morey ekhon auto r jonne ek ghonta daro.
Tarpor Autor nana bahana sono, ekhane jabo okhane jobona.
Bari phirte phirte sei 10ta beje jabe.
Gariahut morey ekhon ekdeek e auto der kayemi rajotto to rastar opor prante share taxi der parallel government. Tobe besh shanitipurno sohobosthan eder seta bolte hobe. Kirokom sorkar ar birodhi dol er moto era passenger der gola katche.
Baap re! Autor ja line to seta je kono ration dokan ke gune gune 5 goal dite parbe aj. Ebar sei 'last one standing' ke khuje baar kori.
"Dada ke 'last'?"
"Ami". Ek moddhoboyosko goph-darir gombhir uttor elo.
Mane ebar ami last holam. Jibon e nijeke eibhabe last proman korata je koto biroktikor ta ki ar bolbo. Ekhon opekkha kono Atlas er je amar theke ei 'Last' howar daybhar ta nijer kandhe tule nebe.
'Eta ki Garia r auto r line?'. Ek bheeru bheeru chokher proshno.
Uff gola to noy ekebare Lata Mangeshkar.
Amio totodhik binomro bhabe uttor dilam "Hya".
 Thik sunte pelo to? Peyeche seta bujhlam porer proshne
'Accha apni ki last?'.
Ei proshno sunle amar mukh theke sobsomay ekta biroki soho uttor beroy "Hya". Tobe aj byatikrom ghotlo.
"Hya ami e 'Last'."
Jibon e ei prothombar nijeke 'last'  howar jonne bhagyoban mone korlam. Bhablam bhogoban tumi  juge juge amakei 'last' koro. Mone mone geye uthlam "ami tomar prem e hobo autor last-sthanbhagi"
Prem! jah abar prem e porlam. Ei to kal protigya korechilam ek mash ar kono prem e porchi na. Ek dinei seta bhenge gelo? Jah!
O Garia ar amio Garia. Ek auto te ki jawa jabe? Gune dekhi to amar agey kota matha kota paa ache.
Seta ke 4 diye bhag. Autor songkhy beriye jabe.
35!! jah, mane ami 36 ar o 37. Alada auto. Bogoban ki kore eto nisthur holo. Arekbar gune dekhi. 37! bah ei to thik hoyeche. 38 ar 39 ek auto te jacche. Pashapashi bosey. Na ajke kichu ekta hobei. amar mon bolche. Tarpor.........

Somapti 1: Amader golper ei nayok nayika dujon e eki Auto te jaiga pelo, ar tarpor samanno kichu kotha, naam porichoy jana. Sei raatei facebook e take khuje Friend request pathano. Tarpor Inox, CCD ,manisquare, Facebook e relationship status  change. And they lived happily ever after.

Somapti 2: 'Arey tum yaha ho? Main tumhe kaha kaha nahin dhunda. Arey bola na main sorry. Galti ho gayee jaan. Chalo ab ghussa choro na.' Nayikar asol premik er agomon ar maanbhonjon er pala.Bhogobaner uddeshey Nayoker sokol prarthona, ghus, ghushi ke byartho kore ektu pore Nayika sei cheletir sathe chole gelo. Taxi kore.

Somapti 3: Nayok oversmart hoye ekta duto kotha bolar cheasta korechilo, jemon 'uff kolkatar traffic, kobe je theek hobe', 'ja thanda poreche kolkata achirei london hobe' ityadi kintoo Nayikar kaan er headphone Nayoker moner kotha bolate antoray hoye daralo. Nayok Headphone company ke shap shapanto kore mone mone bollo 'better luck next time'.

Somapti 4: Gonay bhul chilona. Tara dujone ek Autotei gelo. Pashapashi bosey. Amader introvert Nayok bar korek tera choker chahuni chara ar kichui kore uthte parlo na. Adh ghonta paar, gontobyo asey gelo ar dujone nijer nijer bari chole gelo. Hoyto bhobishyot e abar kokhono dekha hobe tader.

Hoyto sob kichu kalponik noy...

Sthan: adhuna Hastinapur
Kal: ekal ,okal ,sekal
Patro: maha-Bharat er

Draupadi ke sobar majhe aney phello Dushshason. Charideek e sobai hingosro swapod er moto ghire fello takey. Tarpor......

Draupadi: 'Amake keu bhachao, rokkha koro amke.'

Dhritorastro: 'Tumi bachao bachao bole na chechiye borong Dushshason ke ekta rakhi poriye dao, bhai bole dako ekbar.Saraswati montroccharon koro. Tomar sob bipod kete jabe.'

Draupadi: 'Apnar ei dushchoritro putroke bhai bole dakte hobe? Deshe ki ain kanun nei? Pitamoho Bhishma, apni to sobar protipalok. Apni, apnar ainrokkhok, sobai  kothay?'

Bhishma: 'Sobai ache kintoo, mane tara je ei shoto shoto kurusontan der , tader poribar, toshyo poribar der surokkhay niyojito. Sadharon jonogoner surokkhrthe keu thik nei ekhon.'

Draupadi: 'Bah, bhalo kotha sonalen pitamoho, deshe ainer shason bole kichu e roilo na.'

Gandhari:' Ami to ain eri protimurti ma darupadi, kintoo somoshya holo amar chokh je badha, ar kaan eo ajkal thik sunte pai na, senior citizen hoye gechi je... sei kobe 1950 e..... Thak se kotha.. Tumi Pandav der sahajjo  chaicho na keno?'

Judhisthir: 'Ami ei bishoye tibro protibaad korchi, protibaadsworup ami ei kalo batch ti pore nicchi.'

Bhim: 'Ami eta niye ekta political andolon suru korbo, sorkar ulte debo.'

Arjun: 'Ami facebook o twitter e er protibaad janacchi.'

Nakul o Sohodeb: 'Amra monbati niye mouno michil korbo.'

Draupadi abhimaan e mukh firiye nilo.

Sanjay: 'Ha ha ha pritibaad. Oi to sob rong mekhe song seje protibaad korbe.'

Draupadi:' E ki kotha apnar mukhe Sanjay? Apni mahamoti Bidur er putro, apnar mukhe ki ei kotha sobha pay? Ekbar apnar pitar somman er kothatao bhablen na eisob bolar agey?'

Bikorno: 'Kotha bole boddo somay nosto hocche..'
 Durjodhoner uddeshe ' Dada ami ei rod ta enechi, dekho ki kori eta diye'

Durjodhon: 'Morey tore gele tui je phashi te jabi re Bikorno.'

Bikorno: 'Amar kicchuti hobena, ami je juvenile. '

Kunti ke probesh korte dekhe.

Draupadi: 'Ma dekhun ei duratma ra ki korche?'

Kunti: 'Koi duratma? Na na esob sajano ghotona, ami esob manina.'

Kripyacharja: 'Tobe ekta kotha bolte bhddho hocchi , Draupadi tumi jodi borkha pore thakte tahole to Kaurav ra tomake dekhte peto na, ar sommanhanio korte parto na.'

Dronacharya: 'Ar hya , chowmean khawa tao bondho kora dorkar, sob kichur muley ei chowmein.'

Korno:' Ar ki ba dorkar chilo tomar eto baire ghoraghuri korar? meye hoye jonmecho, purushder shason e thakbe, antahpure jibon katbe, ta noy cholle tumi purushder kadhe kadh miliye? Eta ki mene newa jay?'

Draupadi:' Apnader ei sob kotha sune ami hashbo ki kandbo seta bujhe uthte parchi na. Amake sahajjyo korar ki keu nei ekhane?
Hey Krishna , hey Taron korta tumi dekha dao, tumi amake rokkha koro.'

Nepothye Krishner gola

"Hey Panchali, tumi ki jano koto nari roj dhorshita hocche? Koto nari roj pon er jonye boli hocche? Toto konya bhrun gorbhei mere dewa hocche? Koto nari kormokhetre, barite, rastay roj roj lanchita hocche?
Sonkhya ta nehat kom noy. Ami to tomader bachiye esechi sei dwapor jug theke. Kintoo akhon aporadher ja sonkhya bere jacche tate tomader onno kono upay ber korte hobe. Nije protibad koro. Nijeke durbol bhebo na. Tomar ei durbolotar sujog e ei Dushshason ra nicche jug jug dhore. Annay Dekhle protibaad koro. Tomrao karo theke kom noy. Tomader hathei ardhek prithibir malikana. Rukhe darao. Somaj e poriborton aste choleche. Khub shigroi........"

8.05 er Metro.

Oi to 8:05 er train dhukbe. Bas sudhu chokh bujhe jhap dewar pala. Sob problem solved. Tinnir sathe khitir mitir, barite pawnadarer humki, office e boss er jhar, baba mayer sathe monomalinyo.... sob sesh , ar 5 min tarpor kal khoborer kagojer pacher patar ba deek e 2 by 3 inch er khobor hoye jabo. "Metro rail e attoghati jubok"

'you are my pumkin pumkin hello hunny bunny....tell me something something.....'  

ei dekho... ekhon ke phone korche? Tinni ki? Bhool bujhte pere mitmat korte chay? na eto unknown number... dhorei dekhi....

"Hello, ke bolchen?"

"Sir ami abc bank theke Ria kotha bolchi.Apnar 2 min somay chai sir"

'bank er phone! metro rail er moddhe kono dorkari phone kora jayna kintoo era thik network pay.... oi kothay ache na wherever you go our network follows... dekhte hobe sworgge eder call asey kina'

"2 min ? janen amar jibon er ar ei 4 min 35 sec baki ache ar tar theke apnake 2 min diye debo ami?"

"Sir, apni amader bank er ekjon mulyoban customer."

"Mulyoban? Jak ei sesh somay keu ontoto amar mulyo bujhte parlo. Ta bolun ki bolben?"

"Sir apnar jonye amader bank ekta credi card offer korche. Tar features holo...."

"Arey daran daran daran, credit card? jar sara jobon sudhu credit korei kete gelo takey credit card? Bhaloi bollen. Ta apnader card ami keno nebo?"

"Sir er sathe apni cashback paben, reward point, movie ticket free....."

"Thak thak, ar bolte hobena.Bujhlam apnar ei card nile amar jibon ekebare 14 inch black and white tv theke multiplex er screen hoye jabe. Kinto madam ami je eta nite parbo na."

"Sir ekbar dekhun na please. Amader card er sathe ekta pre approved loan o ache."

"Sunun madam, sposto bhasay bolchi. Ami ekhon nijei denar daye dube. Office e boss er sathe roj khitmit, prem e halfsole, barite bawal. Tai atmohotya korbo thik korechi aj. Ekhon Kalighat station e, ei 2 min pore train asche"

"Sir atohotya jokhon korben e thik korechen ta amader credit card ta ekbar niyei koruun  na attohotya. Jibon dewa to khub sojoj, je kono din dite parben. tobe aj ei card ta nile amar ei masher target puro hoye jabe. ar ek masher jonne amar babar chikisshe ta korte parbo, barite choto duto boner mukhe khawar tule dite parbo, robibar partopokkher samne seje guje dariye babake ei swapno dekhate parbo te tar meyer o biye hobe ekdin. ki sir bhebe dekhun na ekbar, apni eto gulo lok ke ek masher bachar rosod jogate parben....Sir, chup kore gelen keno? Apni achen naki jhap diyechen?"

"Na , jhap ar dite parlam koi. Aj bari jai bujhlen to. Jibone problem to thakbei tobe tar jonno paliye jabo keno? Dekhi apnar credit card er sathei ekta notun kore lorai suru korte."