Thakur Thakbe kotokhon?

# "Ganer Opare" serial er prekkhapot'e lekha

“Aahatein…., Ho Rahin Teri…,Dil Ke Dar Pe Mere,Tu Yahin Hai Kahin Na Kahin”

“Hello, Ke Bolchen? …..O Tintin bol ki khobor? Tor to pattai pawa jay na ajkal…”
Phoner opor prante: “Sorry boss, kajer pressure bojhoi to..ekta show hit korte koto jhokki samlate hoy…taropor abar anchor gayeb ….replacement ashustho…khub tension jacche ajkal”

“Oi thakur thakbe kotokhon show ta? Hmm , Pupe’r abar ki holo? Besh bhaloi to show ta chalacchilo Gora’r jaygay”

“Ar bolo na…khawa dawa na kore ekhon bichanay pore gache Pupe, ar emon somay ei special epsode korte hobe…ki je kori na… tumi ektu help korbe?”

“Ki help bol? Ami parle nischoi korbo.”

“Tomak ei show ta anchor korte hobe, ajke,… ekjon special guest aschen aj.. amader rival channel onake anar khub cheasta korechilo Chandrashekhar Deb’er show te…but uni naki ei show ta insist korechen…tai oppurtunity ta miss korte chai na boss…eibarer moto utre dao show ta”

“Thik ache, kore debo…but tor ei celebrity guest ti ke, jar jonno eto tanatani pore gache? amake ektu homework to korte hobe.” [muchki hashi]

“Byaparta confidential. Kauke bolo na ekhon. Uni holen…………”

(Naam sune amar hath-paa thanda hoye gelo. Tintin ta saala ebar moha mushkil e phello to dekhchi.)

Tarpor du ghonta ami sudhu jol khawa ar toilet e katalam. Tarpor klanto hoye bose porlam.
“Ja hobe dekha jabe.”
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“Nomoskar sokol dorshokbrindo. Amake ei show te dekhe obak hocchen? Ami ajker moto apnader host. Sohini ashustho hoye porar jonno aj amake astey holo ei special episode er jonne. Special??!!

Ha, thik e sunechen, ajke amader moddhe uposthit achen ekjon special guest. Na thak ebar theke puro banla-tei kotha bolbo karon ajke amadr sathe uposthit achen swayong Thakur”

Ami: “Apnake amader ei anusthane swagoto ar dhoynnobad amader sathe kichu muhurto katanor jonno”

Thakur “Amio ei anusthan ti dekhi .Eti besh bhalo ar ruchisonmoto lagey amar. Tai, amar o ekhane aste pere bhaloi lagche. Tomader ei anusthanti prothagoto rabindrasangeet er anusthan theke besh alada.
Tumi bollam bole kichu mone korle na to?”

A: [hotochokito hoye] “Na na, apni amake nischoi tumi bolben”

[Show suru howar agey amader 'scriptwriter bhadralok'ke Onake apni bole sommodhon korte dekhlam.Eni sei bhadrolok jini 8 theke 80 (porun Suchitra-Soumitro theke Prosenjeet-Jeet) sobike tui bole thaken. Tar mukh theke apni sona mane jeno bhooter mukh theke ram-naam sona. Kintoo aj setao dekha hoye gelo]

T: “Ta ja bolchilam, tomader ei anusthane Gora je sundor ar onnorokom bhabe amar gaan gulo poribshon kore seta amake khub akristho koreche. Amar Gora’r sath dekha korar icche chilo kintoo sunlum to se niruddesh” {sammanno hotash dekhalo jeno Onake}

A: “Mane apni bolchen je Gora’r onnorokom rabindrasanget apnar bhalo lage. Kintoo bishuddhobadira to eta niye onek jhamela korche”

T: “Dekho baba, amader somaj kono kichu notun ke khola mon e nite pare na, Jokhon e procholito dhyan dharona theke biporit keu kichu kore somaj tar biruddhe uth pore lege jay. Eta amar somay o chilo, akhono ache.”

A: “Thik e bolechen, Tothakothito rabindrapremik Sonar-Torir lokjon to Gora’r jobon athistho kore tulechilo. Sesh mesh Aryanyadeb….”

T: “Ki bolle Aryanyadeb?? Arey Ei naam ta to Anandabajar Patrikar ek rekhacritrrer prodhan choritrer naam. Tai na?

Ta Chandra ki akhon Aryandeb hoye gache naki? ” {Dustumir hashi dekha gelo tar mukhe}

A: “Ha ha ha, thik bolechen. Jodio tini Aryanyadeb hoye janni kintoo tar Sonar-Tari ke Khuliguha baniye phelechen. Uni to Pupe’ke okhane atke rakhte cheyechilen. Ta apni Anandabajar poren?”

T: “Hya, songbadpotro na porle ki chole baba? Amake ki tumi 1940 e atke achi bole mone korecho ? Ami tomader notun projukti somporke jothestho khojkhobor rakhi ar tar byabohar o kori”

A: “Mane internet , email, mobile??”

T: “Ha sob kichu, Oi Internet ta besh kosto kore ropto korte hoyechilo. Jagadish Bosu amake khub sahajjyo koreche otate. Ota jene amar lekhaporar onek subhidhe hoye gache ”

A: “Accha apnar ki email , facebook account ache?”
[Proshno ta kore baire Jhinuk'er deeke takalam. Parle o okhan thekei amake bhoshmo kore debe. Kotmot chokh kore amar deek e takiye thaklo. Nischoi bolche 'ekbar baire berao, tarpor tomar gordan nebo']

T: “Email to ache ekta kintoo seta nijer naam er por 007 diye. Ar Facebook er kotha to bolo na. Nijer account khulte giye dekhi amar naam e account to agey thekei khola ache. Amake bollo ‘your account cannot be created as this user name already exists’. Tai ar ki korbo. Facebook ar kora holo na.”{ektu jeno dukkhito dekhalo takey}

A: “Apni to onno kono chodmonaam e account khulte parten.”

T: “Bhanushingho naam eo to parlam na Facebook e account khulte. Otao je chilo” {Kachumachu mukh kore bollen}
[hai facebook, se janlo na se ki hariye phello.]

A: “Ki ar korben bolun, Khyatir birombona. Apni to ektu agei Gora’r kotha bollen. Apnar Gora-Prodipta eder kemon lage?”

T: “Ore nobin ore amar kacha…. Gora somporke ei kothai bola jay. Notun jouboner doot se sob kichu purano jirno
ke bhad bhenge bhasiye niye jabe. Prodipto to tar thik biporit. Shanto, buddhimaan, bichokkhon. Abeg er theke mostisko ke pradhannyo day. Ora thik jeno mudrar epith ar opeeth”

A: “Ar Pupe?”

T: “O bechari ke ekhono aro onek ghat protighat er moddhey diye jete hobe. Or etodinkar dhyandharona gulo je khorkutor moto bheshe gache Gora’r probhabhe. O je ekhon dotanay pore ache, mon ar mostisker tanporen cholche. Ekbar eta kete glei alor sondhan peye jabe”

A: “ekdom thik bolechen. Jodio jotodin ei tanaporen thake amadr show er TRP totodin beshi thakbe”
[Abar jhinuk er deek e takalam. Bechari tar somosto roshanol sesh kore pheleche. Hotash hoye kake jno phone korte laglo. nischoi Bumba'da ke korche phone.]

T: “TRP. Ha ei notun bostutir kotha sune besh amod pelam. Dorshok thik kore debe je tara ki dekhte chai. Kretabaad er ek chorom udahoron. Bhabchi amader somay TRP thakle amar lekhar ki hoto.”

A: “Consumerism, kintoo ei TRP’r jonnoi to amader show primetime theke night time e chole gelo. {dirghonisshas} .Tobe amar sikar korte badha nei ami kintoo apnar ganer golata je eto sundor seta jantam na. Ektu agey Ritu’dar anurodhe jokhon geyee uthlen tokhon sune aschorjo laglo”

T: Tomra je amar gaan ba abriti sono se to bohu jug ager. Gramaphone company theke banao sob, tao segulo amar onek briddho boyesh e tola. Tokhon ki ar akhonkar moto projukti eto unnoto chilo? {muchki hashi}”

A: “Ei sohoj kothaguloi je amra majhe majhe keno bhule jai. Ekta anurodh korbo. jodie 2 line geye sonan amader dorshokder jonno”

Tini tar gombhir golay gaite laglen ‘tobu money rekho, jodi doore jai chole….’
Gaan sesh e ek adbhut shanti biraj korte laglo recordng studio te.
Hothat amar mone pore gelo asol prosnotai to kora hoyni onake je “thakur thakbe kotokkhon?”

Tokhoni

“Aahatein…., Ho Rahin Teri…,Dil Ke Dar Pe Mere,Tu Yahin Hai Kahin Na Kahin”
“Hello Sir, Ami Smita bolchlam Standard chartered Bank theke. Sir , sudhu matro apnar jonno amader bank er torof theke ekta bhalo credit card er offer ache, Sir, apni ki interested?”
“Not Interested. Thanks”

[Issh phone ta switch off korte bhoolei gechilam. Ebar khub jhar khabo. Jak proshno ta kore pheli chotpot. Eibar ar baire takalam na karon bairer abohawa ta ki hote pare ami jani]

Eki Thakur kothay gelen? Amar to proshnota korai holo na.
Tarpor mone holo adao ki ei proshnotar kono jukti ache. 150 bochor poreo takey niye amader ei utsaho ei unmadona, setai ki jothesto noy? Amader ki ar kono proman lagbe?
Tai poriseshe mone holo etai je ‘Thakur thakbe kotokkhon?’ na kothata hobe “THAKUR THAKBE AJIBON”.