Every revolution starts from the Bed & ends there too. Hey dirty minds don’t think otherwise. By bed I am referring to dreams. Have you heard of any revolution in which the revolutionary minds haven’t slept before commencing their act?
The most prominent revolutionary minds are found amongst the Bengalis. Each of us have the potential to give birth to one revolution per day (sometimes even more than one during bangla bandhs, mohun bagan -east bengal matches, reality shows). The yield per day of a Bengali revolutionary mind can put the most productive chicken to a shame. Each day of a typical Bengali man will start with a revolutionary idea(the one conceived on the previous night). Night time is the best time for conceiving ( both revolutionary ideas & future revolutionaries) .This is the time when the mind is free of worldly thoughts(wife/children & their demands) & stomach full of rice & fish curry (10%) & water (40%) & gas (49%) & 1% of X factor(antacid). Here lies the secret of why the famous line was once uttered for us, “What Bengal thinks today India thinks tomorrow”.
Now lets see what these revolutionary ideas are.
1) Greg Chappel to be replaced with the demon (asur) during durga puja.
2) Effective home made cure of stomach upset, peptic ulcers, & other big & small diseases.
3) Hooting for Bula di to be the next CM/PM/President.
4) Bengali to be made the official language of India. (Just imagine how two Tamils will be conversing in Bengali).
5) Replace Rajnikant with our own Mithun’da. (Guys he is no less than Rajni & his teachings such as “marbo ekhane lash porbe soshane”, “ek chobolei chobi” should be spread all around the world. )
6) Posenjit replacing shahrukh khan & his movies to be remaked in all the available south Indian languages. (What would the south remake of “baba keno chakor & sasurbari jindabad” be called??)
7) All the reality contest winners should be from Bengal. (Similar to all the new trains being plying from Bengal now a days)
8 ) Removing the word “Metro” from delhi metro project as metro being the sole propitiatory of bengal. (It can be any thing such as local train/ uran khatola/ hawai jahaj but not metro)
9) Making Dada the captain of Indian cricket team till he retires on his own or till death. (whichever comes first)
Other than these Global ideas of revolution there are few minor local revolutionary ideas getting birth each day like.
1) 101 excuses for being late in office/ of getting a leave.
2) 51 processes to make your neighbors envy. (getting a onida TV does not come into these)
3) 501 ways to bargain with the grocer & fish seller.
4) 1001 ways to save your salary from the clutches of your wife. (Not a single one works though). etc etc etc.
Now the whole day all these ideas gets nurtured & cultivated in ones mind. Later while returning from the office in a “Metro” (in a hanging state) & getting abused by his wife for a glass of water(one glass of water equals 5 minutes loss of daily soaps/serials) at home all these ideas gets died down. With the final nail in the coffin coming in form of a request(order) for hike of the monthly extortion money (aka “masher khorcha”) just before going to sleep. The last words that each such revolutionary idea hears before its death are “DHUS SAALA… EI DESH ER AR KICHUE HOBE NA… JOY MA TARA…EBAR SUYE PORA JAK”. And this process continues…………..
The most prominent revolutionary minds are found amongst the Bengalis. Each of us have the potential to give birth to one revolution per day (sometimes even more than one during bangla bandhs, mohun bagan -east bengal matches, reality shows). The yield per day of a Bengali revolutionary mind can put the most productive chicken to a shame. Each day of a typical Bengali man will start with a revolutionary idea(the one conceived on the previous night). Night time is the best time for conceiving ( both revolutionary ideas & future revolutionaries) .This is the time when the mind is free of worldly thoughts(wife/children & their demands) & stomach full of rice & fish curry (10%) & water (40%) & gas (49%) & 1% of X factor(antacid). Here lies the secret of why the famous line was once uttered for us, “What Bengal thinks today India thinks tomorrow”.
Now lets see what these revolutionary ideas are.
1) Greg Chappel to be replaced with the demon (asur) during durga puja.
2) Effective home made cure of stomach upset, peptic ulcers, & other big & small diseases.
3) Hooting for Bula di to be the next CM/PM/President.
4) Bengali to be made the official language of India. (Just imagine how two Tamils will be conversing in Bengali).
5) Replace Rajnikant with our own Mithun’da. (Guys he is no less than Rajni & his teachings such as “marbo ekhane lash porbe soshane”, “ek chobolei chobi” should be spread all around the world. )
6) Posenjit replacing shahrukh khan & his movies to be remaked in all the available south Indian languages. (What would the south remake of “baba keno chakor & sasurbari jindabad” be called??)
7) All the reality contest winners should be from Bengal. (Similar to all the new trains being plying from Bengal now a days)
8 ) Removing the word “Metro” from delhi metro project as metro being the sole propitiatory of bengal. (It can be any thing such as local train/ uran khatola/ hawai jahaj but not metro)
9) Making Dada the captain of Indian cricket team till he retires on his own or till death. (whichever comes first)
Other than these Global ideas of revolution there are few minor local revolutionary ideas getting birth each day like.
1) 101 excuses for being late in office/ of getting a leave.
2) 51 processes to make your neighbors envy. (getting a onida TV does not come into these)
3) 501 ways to bargain with the grocer & fish seller.
4) 1001 ways to save your salary from the clutches of your wife. (Not a single one works though). etc etc etc.
Now the whole day all these ideas gets nurtured & cultivated in ones mind. Later while returning from the office in a “Metro” (in a hanging state) & getting abused by his wife for a glass of water(one glass of water equals 5 minutes loss of daily soaps/serials) at home all these ideas gets died down. With the final nail in the coffin coming in form of a request(order) for hike of the monthly extortion money (aka “masher khorcha”) just before going to sleep. The last words that each such revolutionary idea hears before its death are “DHUS SAALA… EI DESH ER AR KICHUE HOBE NA… JOY MA TARA…EBAR SUYE PORA JAK”. And this process continues…………..
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