Cross connection

“Hello, Sorbonash hoye gache”
“Jani, sorbonash howar porei lokjon amake phone kore. Apnara jodie agey theke ektu sabhdhanota abolombon korten tahole ekhon pochtate hoto na.”
“Ami to jothestho sabhdhan chilam, sokal sokale mukh dhuye snan kore gechilam, tao dekhi hoye gelo.”
“Are moshai, snan kore mukh dhuye ki ar eta atkano jay? Apnara je kobe eta bujhben jani na.”
“Ar koto sokal e jabo bolun to? Mone hoy ota kal raatei hoye gache.”
“Aj sokal abar kal raateo!! paren bote apnara.”
“Ki korbo bolun, daitto bole to ekta byapar ache, ar aj to office chuti kore diyeche, tai ar na kore thaki ki kore bolun?”
“Office o chuti ar apnarao ready. Thak ebar bolun kokhon ter pelen byaparta.”
“Aj sokale gelam, bollo hobe na phire jan. Tokhoni to janlam. tarpor okhaner ekjon apnar number ta dilo, bollo apnar kache complain korte.”
“Complain kore ar ki hobe, ja howar ta to hoyei giyeche. Ta jothajoto protection ki chilo na?”
“Haa, Police, homeguard sobai to chilo. Protection to bhaloi chilo.”
“Arey police diye ki ar esob atkano jay? Apnara je kobe sikkhito hoben?”
“Dekhun moshai, shikkha niye khota deben na. Janen ami Calcutta university theke MA korechi.”
“Ta seta kore ki hati ghora merechen? Apnar somossha ar kono mute mojdur er somosshar moddhe ki kono parthokko ache naki?”
“Hmm, thik e bolechen. ki kore je eta hoye galo. Accha ami ki thanay ekta F.I.R korbo?”
“Thana noy, thanay giye ki korben? Apni kono doctor er kache jaan. Amader kache sorkari haspatal er naam thikana ache. Apnake dicchi segulo. Sekhan theke binamulley chikitsha korate parben apni.”
“Doctor????!!!! Apni ki pagol hoyechen. Ekhane Doctor ki korbe?”
“Apnar chikitsa korbe, apnar rogta jate ar anno karo moddhe sonkromito na hoy tar byabostha korbe.”
“Amar abar ki rog holo, e rog to sara dehser, amader political system er rog eta”
“Apnara bangalira na moshai sob bishoye politics ke jurete bhalobashen. Bhool korlen apni, AIDS holo apnar ta ete politics kotha theke elo?”
“AIDS!!!!!?????@@@@####. Ki jata bolchen? Vote na dite parle abar AIDS hoy naki?”
“Vote? Arey ei roger sathe vote er kono jogajog nei. Apni nirbhoye vote dite jete paren. Sudhu…..”
“Vote dite jete paren.Bollei holo. Setai to gelam ar giye dekhi amar vote ta keu agei diye diyeche. Sokal sokal giyeo kono labh holo na. salara sure kal raatei kommota sere rekheche. Okaner ekjon apnar number dilo tai apnake phone korlam.”
“Vote dite parlen na ar BULA di ke phone korle boshlen? Ekhane BULAdi ki korte pare?”
“BULAdi???? Moreche apni ANONDO babu non?”
“Na eta BULAdir number.”
“Sorry Didi mane Bula didi, ora amake ei number tai diyeche. Amar kono dosh nei ete.”
“Thik ache, tobe mone rakhben , erpor theke phone korun ba onnokichu, sabhdhanota sobsomay bojay rakhben. Dhonnyobad.”